Friday, October 28, 2016

7 + 1 REASONS YOU SHOULD GROW A BEARD

good reasons to grow a beard



Believe it or not it’s my wife that got me into the beard business and we wouldn’t be married today if it wasn’t to my beard.

The first time I met her I haven’t shaved in a month and yes she fell for it, why am I so sure well because when I met her I was 21 years old and 5ft tall not athletic you can imagine people calling me kid to this day, the first time I shaved my beard while we were together she actually refused to kiss me and asked me to go home because her friends are going to call her a pedophile when they see me, yeah my wife is older so it made perfect sense.


So I am today sharing with you and giving you 7 amazing reasons you should grow a beard reasons I picked up through personal experience.

Before we get to the list I want to point that I am actually going to be listing 8 reasons not 7 to know why the post says 7 while there is 8 keep on reading to the end.


OPTIONS


many beard styles and trims



You feel like you don’t have control over your life tiered of others deciding for you or even forced to some choices you don’t want, then grow a beard and get more options, when you have a beard you actually have two options keep it or shave it, men with shaved faces are stuck with shaved.


You need to take control over your life start with growing a beard and man up and make your own choices, and if at work they ask you to shave the beard tell them it’s against your religion and nobody can force you to shave it by the law, if by chance they ask you what's your religion just grab the beard and say manhood.

YOUR HAND HAVE A HOME



your hand on the beard to think deeper



When someone asks you a question and you are thinking, you have a reflex of moving your hand and that’s a fact, well if you put it on your head and scratch it you look like an ape if you put it somewhere else well it just looks grose but if you have a beard your hand have a home and you can think properly not disturbed by your own hand.

Some questionable research results made by bearded scientists showed that men with beards tend to be more relaxed and focused and are actually more concentrated on their work and are better listeners even to their wives stories all of this because they have a place for their hands and are not disturbed by it.


WISDOM


    scratching the beard gives the deep thinking look



    You actually seem wise and deep thinker when you have a beard, grow a beard put your hand on it move it slowly up and down and be silent and people will start asking you questions and taking advice from you.

    Having a beard encourages people to come forward and ask you for advice and have the impression that you're wise you don't even have to be and further more you don't even have to answer just grab the bared give it a second and ask them back with a calm reassuring voice "what do you think about it" and then concur, see people need a little push and your are helping them build their self-confidence, so go out there and spread the wisdom of the beard.



    TRUSTWORTHY



    all lumberjacks have epic beards



    When you actually think of a shaved man what pops up to your mind, a tidy man in a suite most likely a banker or a lawyer, what's the first thing you think of when someone mentions lawyer or banker? thieve, sneaky, liar exactly, on the other hand when thinking about a beard the decent hardworking lumberjack pops in.

    I can’t think of a decent respectful job where they make you shave, it is always a job where you have to lie to people or try to get them a deal that’s going to ruin their lives, think about it there is no such a job where you have to shave to cure an illness or save someone’s life.


    I don’t trust shaved men and you should not either they try to put up the fake shiny smile to get to you, and I am going to prove it to you, kids yes kids did you ever noticed that kids just love beards kids feelings never lie next time a shaved smiling man approaches you just think about it.



    COVERS FLAWS

     

    beard prevents from having egg head

    Whether you have an ugly face, scars, or bold the beard is there for you to cover scars in your face or just your ugly face and prevents your head from looking like an egg if you’re bold.


    No man is ugly with a beard you can have the most deformed shaped head and still look normal at least if not good with a beard, you even can have a scar that would have people run the other way and cover it with a beard and get back in the game even egg shaped bold men can save the day buy growing a full beard.



    COMMITMENT

     

    growing a long beard needs commitment



    The bigger your beard is the better commitment messages you send to the world if you can commit to a 6 months long beard then you are a responsible person in relationships.


    What is commitment and how spot a committed person, it’s a person that goes into longtime relationships, pet owners are a great example of it, women always think the dog owner guy is the real deal, beards got the same impact on people especially if you are taking care of your beard you send good vibes about you having healthy long term relationship with your beard.



    ELDERLY LOOK



    The beard gives an older look



    When you shave your beard you automatically have the baby face and looking like a kid isn’t good nobody takes kids seriously and among friends you look like someone’s little brother his parents forced him to take out with him.


    Nowadays even nerds and baby face men can look fine even good how many times you see nerds and baby face guys get rejected and not be taking seriously when approaching a women or trying to give opinions, women think about safety before beauty when dating when she’s with a kid looking man she’s really rolling the dice out there, but one you get the beard on she’s with a bear in his cave in the safe zone.  



    SEX



    the beard raises your chances to have sex



    This is the 8th reason why you should grow a beard I know the post says 7 but it says 7 unexpected reasons sex is an obvious one clearly, you see credibility bearded men are credible. Having a beard clearly gives you the masculine strong look women are craving for.


    Having a beard sets your chances to the roof in matter of getting laid, women often associate beards to manhood and strength and sorry to say it big tools, the bigger your beard the bigger she thinks it is, so are you sure you want to go out there all clean and shaved sending the wrong vibes about IT? I didn’t think so. 

    Here you go now you now why you should grow a beard so you want to be a man and join the beard room or you want to join the ladies room.



    beard on BEARD ROOM


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