BEARD QUOTES

MANLY BEARD QUOTES 1	Unlike other parts of you, the beard can be as long as you like.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 2	There are two kinds of people without beards, boys and women, I am neither.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 3	Never bring a moustache to a beard fight.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 4	Beards. Pretty much the only thing guys are comfortable complementing each other on.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 5	What a beardfull day.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 6	One, who sacrifices his beard for a woman, deserves neither.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 7	The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is if you cut-off his beard.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 8	Happy new beard.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 9	You don’t choose the beard, the beard chooses you.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 10	With great beard comes great responsibility.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 11	Beards. Because a man should look like a man.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 12	The average male spends 145 days of his life shaving. Real men don’t waste time.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 13	Ladies, if your man has a beard, raise your hand. If he doesn’t raise your standards.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 14	Grow what your father gave you.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 15	It’s good to have shaved friends. When you go out, people will assume you are the leader.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 16	The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it back.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 17	Excuse me, my eyes are up here.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 18	I understand a beard won’t go with the feminine look you are going for.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 19	You don’t like my beard? I didn’t grow it for you.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 20	Men aren’t supposed to cry, it waters their beard.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 21	Grow the beard with care, wear it with pride.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 22	Long live the beard.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 23	Keep calm my dad has a beard.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 24	Listen daughter, if he can grow a beard that long, he can deal with your shit.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 25	There are some things I will never see again, my chin is one.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 26	When two beards cross paths, the larger beard has the right of way.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 27	I don’t know who this Gillette is, but she sounds like a bitch.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 28	If at work they ask you to shave say it’s against my religion, if they ask which one say MAN.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 29	You can grow a beard in two easy steps: 1- be a man! 2- The end.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 30	If your dad doesn’t have a beard you’ve got two mums.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 31	To grow a beard you need tree ingredients: 1- Face 2-Time 3-Balls.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 32	Shaving says a lot about a man, like I’m not one!
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 33	Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 34	Shaving is like playing golf at night, you sure will lose your balls.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 35	Blood sweat and beards.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 36	Some fathers teach their sons to shave, some teach them to be men.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 37	Your boyfriend doesn’t have a beard! And you are not lesbian?!
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 38	I don’t work out much, but my beard lifts skirts.
MANLY BEARD QUOTES 39	If one asks for a shave, he should not be mad if his balls are cut in the process.